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My name is Diamond Desirae. I'm 21. I'm 4'11" and my best friend Bella fondly describes me as "squeaky." I like black lace, Pin up Girls, and the Black Dahlia. I am currently studying film to be a director. My idol is Tim Burton and I worship Green Day and My Chemical Romance.

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(via fire-in-our-hearts)

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

(via fauxface)

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via fauxface)

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

(via fauxface)

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